1.AMST 188: 9/11
Topics include: too soon?

2 ANTH-176A-01 No American Archlgy
None. There is not any American Archaeology. Don't even think about it. There isn't any. No bones about it. There's really no reason to take this class, is there? It's not about anything.

3 ART-127A-01 Visiting Artist: A
A class in which the letter A comes to speak about her artwork as the first letter of the alphabet.

4 PSYC-290E-01 Grant Writing Psych
This is a class about grant writing------PSYCH!

5 BME-281B-01 HIV VaccineResearch
"Yep, we're gonna do it, guys! It's gonna be us! This is going to be so lucrative."

6. CHIN-50-01 Preadvanced Chinese
Right before Yan Flower figured out how to add laser beams to their $4.99 Mongolian Beef lunch special, there was Preadvanced Chinese.

7. CMMU-100M-01 Healthcare Inequal
Yes. Yes it is.

8. EART-104-01 Geologic Hazards
A course dealing with the edges of cliffs, precipices, etc Ð in a nutshell, don't walk off of them. It's hazardous.

9 SPAN-165F-01 El Humor en Espanol
A closer look into the life of the recurring Simpsons character Bumblebee Man, and his exploits on Spanish television.

10. EART-117-01 Paleomagnetism
Or, how to put dinosaur bones on your dorm room's mini-fridge.

11. ECON 80G: Money & Art 2 Passions
Introduction to intersection of art and commerce, emphasis on the long running soap opera Passions and their refusal to compromise their freaky supernatural vision.

12 ECON 126-01: Why Succeed/Fail?
Why indeed? A close look at the ultimate futility of human effort. Satisfies the Bong Studies Requirement.

13 EDUC-261-01 Think,Learn,Teach
Alternatively titled: What to do with your literature degree.

14 ENVS-80B: Forecast Global Warming
This shit is real, people. Topics include projected numbers of dead poor people and the Colorado real estate market. Recommended: Enrollment in PHYE 01: Swimming Lvl 1.

15 ETOX-101-01 Source of Pollutants
A study into what's really in the downtown tributary of the San Lorenzo River. Students will take water and algae samples, as well as bacteria swabs from several submerged shopping carts, and create mini-aquariums to simulate the river. A goldfish immersion project will follow, with careful notes taken on the animal's imminent metamorphosis.

16 ETOX-281Y-01 Bacterial Biofilms
A deep study into the filmic masterpiece Outbreak, starring Rene Russo, Dustin Hoffman, Kevin Spacey, Morgan Freeman, and the inimitable Cuba Gooding Jr.

17 PHIL-290Y-01 On Insults
You're like a blowjob with teeth. No one likes you.

18 HAVC-110A-01 Pre-Hispanic Mexico
Wait, what?

19 LGST-131-01 Wildlife, Wilderness, and Law
Where Judge Joe Brown finally gets to have several real live bears in his television courtroom.

20 LTEL 170U: Lawrence Myth
From the show Martin, to House Party, to the upcoming Big Momma's House 3, a look at this titan of the stage and screen. Runteldat, bitch! Awww, Hell Naw!

21 LTEL-180B-01 Gothic Imagination
Sitting, dreaming, hoping that one day Robert Smith will emerge from the posters tacked to the wall of your dark, dark room and sing "Just Like Heaven" to only you. But probably just reading Dracula a bunch.

22 LTMO 168D: German War & Peace
Examines Germany's wars in the 19th and 20th century, and that one year they didn't invade anyone.