#4. "moon bloodgood"
Apparently the lovechild of both a hippie and a vampire, Moon actually is a legitimate actress, starring in the new NBC show Journeyman. Impressive, especially considering that there's no affirmative-action for unfortunately-named people.

#16. "rotten neighbors" / 76. "www.rottenneighbor.com" / 88. "rottenneighbor.com"
Yet another example of Web 2.0 gone-too-far, RottenNeighbor gives webgoers the ability to "know thy Neighbor," through user-submitted profiles of trouble neighbors, and the ability to search by zipcode. Testimonials proclaim, "RottenNeighbor helped us find a home in a great neighborhood," and "I no longer have to deal with bad neighbors ever again." Well thank god you trust completely unsubstantiated information from dicks on the Internet.
Some choice, true excerpts from the Los Angeles section of RottenNeighbor:
"Bruce E----- is Twisted-This guy is so creepy. I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up shooting a bunch of people somedy. He has a superiority attitude, but is really not bright" "Good Morning Car Horn-Sunday 7:30 a.m.-The complex next door has too few parking spaces. What to do if someone is in your spot? Honk for an hour until they come out and move their car. In fact, people honk when they arrive, honk when they leave, honk when they forgot their keys, honk if they're happy, honk for a job well done..."
"Control Freak-This guy is an idiot not to mention a control freak. He thinks he is the only one that can park his car in front/side of his house. Not to mention he is a fatass that weighs about 400 lbs. He should be happy when someone parks in front/side of his house. Maybe he can walk a little and lose some weight...then again maybe not. Oh and his house is a POS!"

#51. "million dollar bill"
This searched for story is about a guy who found a forged million dollar bill. You're smart, guess what he did. Did he:
A) Keep it briefly as a source of amusement, and then run it through the wash.
B) Try to use it in a game of poker and get laughed out of a friend's basement.
C) Immediately run to the nearest grocery store, get the clerk to change it into 10,000 hundred-dollar bills, and then squander it on cheap hookers and blow.
If you guessed option C, you were half-right. The unidentified man, obviously blessed with a cranium only slightly larger than that of an average house pet, somehow got his hands on a fake $1 million bill (the real thing hasn't been produced since 1969, and none are in circulation) and tried to change it. When the clerk was (understandably) skeptical about the validity of the abnormally-large note, the man became somewhat agitated, and tried to facilitate the process by grabbing for the cashier's scanner gunÑapparently he mistook that for the real thing as well. Police were called, and the man incarcerated, his new life of riches and glamour brought to an abrupt and premature end.

#91. "snorting vodka"
Uhhh. Best idea I've ever heard, period. Apparently the next step in the ongoing search by mankind for more efficient ways to get fucked up, a beer bong has nothing on this. The BBC reports, "Some drinkers are snorting vodka through the nose to get drunk more quickly in a fad that alcohol health workers say could be dangerous." Dangerous? Really? Because that incredible stinging sensation is really your body's way of telling you that it would love another snort of neutral grain spirits. It's even possible to purchase pre-packaged vodka, and that it can be applied in a manner similar to nose drops. What I'd really like to see in the near-future is hypodermic syringes sold in bars, full of everclear. Because, you know, the faster you're blackout-drunk, the less time you have to waste on silly things like coherence and consciousness.

Poetic excerpt from "Yahoo Answers" forum:
"Well it did work for
i was at a party where "Vosey-on-Hobs" was created
we snorted vodka
my nose bled
and i passed out
but what a night
my eyeball popped out
no word of a lie
cast not a clout till may be out
just remeber that one......"
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