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FRL! Presents:Dicks to Avoid

Biochemcial Showers with Moth Ridding Powers

22 Interesting Fall Classes
Volume 19, Issue 1-Ocotober 15/2007

FRL! Presents: Dicks to Avoid

Fall Quarter: Freshmen stumble about the dorms, droning professors return to their podiums, naked bodies scamper about on a rainy night, and the call of the wild starts hootin' and hollerin' between your legs. Surely, Fall is incomplete without that meaningless hook-up, mildly attractive friend with benefits, or the search for this year's regrettable beau. But, lets be honest, what are we looking for? Why do we don that low-cut top and head out the door with flask in hand? What do we really want? We want dick.
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Biochemical Showers with Moth Ridding Powers

Early this November, California is taking out my personal enemy #1: moths. Why do I hate moths, you ask? Because they scare me poopless. Now, I have a lot of fear-heights, ugly babies, vegan "meat" products, Pope Benedict-the list goes on, but moths are by far the worst. They may not directly harm me, but they sure can fuck a sweater up, and who doesn't love sweaters? What have sweaters ever done to deserve that kind of abuse? These vicious creatures have got to go, and the state is finally figuring that out.
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22 Interesting Fall Classes

Titles as found in the course guide, descriptions by FRL!
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In the Mood for Food, Dood?

Hey there, all you UC Santa Cruz freshmen. Are you tired of dining hall food yet? We at FRL! are pleased to present reviews of two of Santa Cruz's most treasured local restaurants, from one of our most treasured food critics, Matt Lieb.
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A look at Google Trends

A look at some of the top search terms as found by Google
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What Do You Ask Liars?

Liars have been rattling audiences since 2001 when they broke into the Brooklyn scene with They Threw Us in a Trench and Stuck a Monument on Top'.
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